11:40


11:40

lets start this way
it was bloody well fun last night
it was all in the spirit of the moments
and memorable
yes i said moments
moments
because it was sum of the parts that made it the night it was

the ticket
\monday

monday the 12th steven calls me
he asks me if i am going to the show
i am ambivalent and defeated knowing it is very unlikely

and i am very tired

not thinking about the future i finally cave in and respond with a maybe
about an hour later i am desperately seeing a ticket thru every connection i have ever forged - my little black book is hot to the touch

\tuesday

i secure a ticket on the way to work
from a monday night call
section 307 row 12 seat 4 - on the isle and good upper end view
things are done
everyone is satisfied with the outcome
'specially me

but

on the way back home 3:30 pm
all comfy in my knowledge that i am covered 
the ticket falls thru
my jaw drops
i have to pull over off the qew before hwy 10
i think very hard of options in light of this news
and i realize that im suddenly back to square
nothing solved

the regret of even trying for the ticket in the first place
WTF
really?

i give up

\wednesday
fake deal day

just ahead of my alarm by a minute my phone rings
somebody must have died me thinks
or better have 
for waking me up at this ungodly hour
the voice on the end of the phone delivers good news instead - im going to vh
have enough tickets
you in

i dance
hard
air guitar like bill and ted
excellent

end of the story

end of day
same voice on the phone calling me
cant make it you will have to find another way

it has become a cruel joke
im being punished
i am trying to figure out how i offended the gods
how did i ruffle the feathers

really? i already gave up 
then got my hopes up again now im washed out again
eff me

\thursday
angie's deal

i hear from angie about 10 am
she has access to tix - we had talked passively on monday about the possibilities
i chat her up
its a go
we are rockstars
plus we can be upgraded once we're in the venue
bill and ted
excellent
my faith is restored
i'm back in the game
bill and ted thingy again
you know the drill by now

9 pm while im writing music my nextone™ 'are we there yet'
she calls me
she is washed out 
its over

i effing quit
there is no win to this ghost chase of a concert
my vh streak has come crashing down
hell, i roadied for them for 12 gigs 
the summer of 89 
now i cant find a ticket

the 2 minute warning 
\thursday late

no sooner do i get off the phone with angle and bad news central
my phone is ringing desperately
i answer to the voice of scotty arthur

i haven't seen this cat personally in 15 years
haven't heard from him in like nine months
he has the exact opposite problem of my own
has tickets and no bodies
i gots the bodies and no tickets broseph
WTF

of course i am in

finally

vh

getting there is the standard fair 
we did our thing, steven dawn and i
we were messy
i had coordinated in advance with scotty 
to meet at caseys on front street
which rapidly became
meeting at real sports west side of the arena - kick ass!!!!!
killer bar by the way 
lol

all is all 
and it was fair weather ahead

then
the sonic assault
edward van halen was sober last night
he killed it
i haven't seen him remembering that he is a rockstar or a guitar master 
or a musician for a long time
last night he knew he was the man that made me a lifer for his brand
he remembered who he was

like nike and basketball
he was beyond words

when they played 'hear about it later'
i lost my marbles
the people next myself and scott
thought i was - how should i word this
a special needs adult
or as i would call it, going retarded
hellsya

the band played tattoo 
jump 
aint talking bout love
they parlayed
mean streets
beautiful girls 
lighting up the sky
and 
beats working - new favorite and off the new one
like the champs they are

wolfie is going to become the billy sheehan of his generation - i guarantee it
undoubtedly so, considering his lineage
unbelievable
remember, if you will, that eddie played bass on sammys very last contract obligation to warner brothers in '89

from beginning to end the show was a fresh punch to face
it didn't hurt but it woke you up quickly
o lord, did it ever
a sonic assault


the meet up/rally and boot

met up with dawn and steve after the lights went down
hit the rs bar for apre ski
choice
so choice
i highly recommend 'decomp' at a favorable stop on the way home
got the whole bar singing dance the night away
got a standing o from everyone there
way to carry the harmony stevecat
you rock boyo
i know you're reading this too stoner

angus young v/s george lynch

how we got to this one i still cant remember 
we hit the go train back to the south side 'ssaga
we get on car five and find our seats
me with two strangers on my side
dawn and stevie with two others right across from me
im stoned - stevie too - and start to chat up the dude next to me
baldie - im protecting his id

i impassioned him to stand up and diatribe his love of good music to the appreciation of the entire lower floor of the the go train car number 5 - my favourite number - filled room
it was effed up
we had a standing ovation - the second of the night
but his cheers soon turned to jeers
as he decidedly argued me on the point that angus young of ac/dc was a better guitarist then george lynch of dokken fame
really? angus over george? george was only the bottom of the pile of great axe men I was gonna throw at him
epic fail - car 5 agreed with me - take a bow
followed by epic boos from the entire train who were watching us intently by this point
when buddy tried to rally support for poor angus
rally and boot
a quick shot from boyos half pint of johnny walker black label to celebrate the irish day - 
a day later than required
and another rendition of dance the night away
literally joined by everyone on train car 5 - peace to every one of them on that train last night
absolutely perfect
sweet mother of god

insane

results

i love van halen
5 out 5 for show and for party

the best fans in the world are van halen fans
they are sweet and sincere
they are cool and dangerous
we are all bound by our love of the game
we care about music
we are intelligent
but crazy
we luv eddie
we love guitars
we love sound booms and rock and roll, in your face loud
we band together whenever we can
we do it for the love of pasedena
and ontario
and fucking greenland
and oslo

we are one giant clan of good times
wrapped in a thin slice of awesome

thank you:
johnathan for getting us where we needed to be

thank you to scott arthur - without you bro i could not have written this down, cuz i would not have been there, to be part of it
i owe you bro, big

thank you, mr. security guard who made us get back in line after our stogies
with the check ins
where me met the three girls from london with their 420
thanks mr. security dude
you made us who we became
its your fault

thank you eddie wolfgang alex and david for being the best rock outfit in the effing universe

most of all 
thank you steve
for keeping me rallying to find a ticket when it all seemed lost
because of your belief that i would find the ticket
i found the ticket

i am now 20 for 20 on vh shows
i am never going to miss one
i roadied for them in '89
never ever gonna miss a show
even though i had already thought i had missed one last night

i am now wrecked
i am hungry
i am older today then i was yesterday
i am happy
for a change

van halen
finger lickin' good times
go figure...

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